I do not play sitar,
As did Ravi Shankar;
Instead I play guitar,
Fast as a gone jaguar,
Folksy as a lone boxcar,
Groovy as JLo’s lumbar
Sultry as your boudoir,
Which I’ll foul with my cigar.

----It struck me that my attraction to 'dominant' women would strike few as 'dirty' as my penchant for smoking cigars!
[I like silly poems. Also good song lyrics and actual poetry besides...]